Newt Gingrich is an idiot of great renown. … There is something so hopelessly gross and vile about him that it’s hard to take him seriously. … I don’t set out to make children happy, or make life better for them, or easier for them. … I like them as few and far between as I do adults. Maybe a bit more, because I really don’t like adults. At all. … It is a miracle that I’ve lived this long without destroying a person. I still have a little bit of time. … To kill someone. … You’ve started already by being an idiot. That is the very first demand [of writing a popular children’s book]. … Most books for children are very bad. … All you need to do is get a popular illustrator who has no sense of design, no taste for type, nothing about the aesthetics of what a picture book would look like, and you will probably make a lot of money. … I remember Pearl Harbor, ya da da da da da da. Da da da da, da da da da, da da da da da da da! … [Bleep] them is what I say! I hate those eBooks. They cannot be the future; they may well be. I will be dead! I won’t give a [bleep]!
— author and illustrator Maurice Sendak, throughout a sensational two-part interview with Stephen Colbert. Part 1 | Part 2 (via washingtonpoststyle)
Michael Moore made this and tweeted it.
And now I…… don’t…. hate…… him….?
But he’s just so obnoxious and covered in mustard!
I do hate him, I’m sorry, he’s awful.
I don’t usually respond to OKCupid messages, but when I do, it’s for someone really special.
Meg just messaged me to ask if, when she moves back to LA, we can make videos like this.
Excuse me while I shuffle some money around so I can fly Meg back to LA immediately.
IMDABES
I’ve started packing.
Year In Review of the Day: Madeline Schichtel spent 2011 collecting little bits of each day on camera. She then whittled each clip down to just over a second, and pieced them all together into a lovely video collage.
“It’s interesting to be able to look back on my year and remember these little moments,” she says. “I love living in LA. I love the friends I’ve made. And I love seeing how much has changed over just one year being here.”
Music: “All My Friends” - LCD Soundsystem.
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Meg’s keys to success: working late, organization, coffee, and pink motherfucking post-its. (Taken with instagram)
Posted January 12, 2012 at 6:19pm
Just told 100 clothiers that we will be having a sales conference in Vegas in 4 weeks. I used this gif to do so. Today is awesome.
YES YES YES A THOUSAND TIMES YES
[BREAKING: Witch Who Granted Beyoncé Fame Returns To Claim Firstborn Child - The Onion]
