January 2011
26 posts
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Today at CVS
getoffmyblog:
I walked in and was greeted by the woman behind the counter.
“Do you have CD-Rs?” I asked.
“In the back, under Office Supplies,” she replied.
I thanked her, grabbed them, and walked up to the register. Then I remembered that my co-worker had pocketed my lighter earlier, but I knew this store didn’t sell cigarettes, so I asked,
“Do you sell lighters?”
She pointed. “Aisle six.”
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“3 days ago my dad cheated on my mom and then I got high and the police punched...”
– 40 year old irate high guy in the ER
“They think with their dicks, Meg. Next time you have an interview, wear a tight...”
– My grandma gives the best advice.
thebomb.com
I’m bringing it back, deal with it.
“He orderd a beer, lit a cigarette without thinking, and shoveled up some...”
– by T.C. Boyle from ”She Wasn’t Soft”
I always appreciate stumblng upon a good reference to Cleveland. I miss my home.
P.S. I do not condone the use of the word “fag” and I will karate chop you in the throat if you use it in my presence.
For Cody.
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Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith review
The final installment of Red Letter Media’s epic Star Wars prequels review series is up. If you’re a Star Wars fan and a prequel… non-fan… then you should watch all of them. They are wonderful, and smart, and stupid. They are also long. I haven’t watch this one yet, because, damn, it’s 2 hours long.
These are brilliant. Find...