she's into dragons... sexually.

My name is Megan. Cleveland native. I write stuff, work in fashion, lie to strangers, have sweaty palms, and trip over everything. Let's do stuff.

I decorated my motherfucking Christmas tree last night.

Then I chugged some wine, yelled “Grinch This,” grabbed my crotch and left the room.

The cats weren’t amused.

But look at my pretty tree!