My favorite things about Christmas
1. Arguing about the birth of Jesus. You are fucking retarded if you think a white looking Jesus Christ was born on December 24th at midnight and I will have absolutely no qualms telling you so.
2. I’ve never bought gifts early. I shop a day or two before Christmas. I usually pick awesome gifts but sometimes I end up driving two hours away to buy jelly in a panic. The best part of this being the excitement and pressure of it all AND the other shoppers. Watching a person stand in an aisle holding two ridiculous items having a deep emotional struggle over what could maybe work as a gift is awesome. And these people are in every aisle, bless their hearts.
3. Alcohol is not only accepted at all hours, it is encouraged.
4. …..
I’m turning into Todd and Margo.
